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Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

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Bitch, I AM the secret ingredient Tea Towel

Bitch, I AM the secret ingredient Tea Towel

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Bitches Wine Tumbler

Bitches Wine Tumbler

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Chief Longtongue T-Shirt

Chief Longtongue T-Shirt

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Cuntry Girl Camo Trucker Hat — Hunter Orange

Cuntry Girl Camo Trucker Hat — Hunter Orange

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Cuntry Girl Camo Trucker Hat — Pink

Cuntry Girl Camo Trucker Hat — Pink

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Death by Power Point 20oz Tumbler

Death by Power Point 20oz Tumbler

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Death by PowerPoint — The Tee for Meeting Survivors

Death by PowerPoint — The Tee for Meeting Survivors

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Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

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Fresh Out of Fucks Mug — 11oz & 15oz

Fresh Out of Fucks Mug — 11oz & 15oz

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GET OUT of My Kitchen Tea Towel

GET OUT of My Kitchen Tea Towel

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Hands Off This Lunchbox! Canvas Lunch Bag

Hands Off This Lunchbox! Canvas Lunch Bag

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I Like It Rough T-Shirt

I Like It Rough T-Shirt

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IDK I Just Work Here Retro Floral Tea Towel

IDK I Just Work Here Retro Floral Tea Towel

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Just A Boy Who Loves Peckers -- Retro Trucker Hat

Just A Boy Who Loves Peckers -- Retro Trucker Hat

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Just A Boy Who Loves Peckers Ringer Tee

Just A Boy Who Loves Peckers Ringer Tee

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We Make Merch For People Who Are Done Pretending

Adulting is hard. Not "haha relatable" hard — genuinely, existentially, who-approved-this hard. We sprinted toward adulthood and arrived to find electric bills, passive-aggressive emails, and absolutely no one in charge. Wicked Lotus exists for everyone who needs a mug that gets it, a shirt that says it, and a hoodie that makes it perfectly clear you are not accepting visitors today. We put the things people actually think onto things people actually wear — because if you can't laugh at this beautiful mess, what are we even doing? Bold. Sarcastic. Unapologetically you.

We're real people

We get it. We treat people how we want to be treated. Have a problem with something, let us know asap so we can fix it.

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Our team of crazy and a lil fucked up designers may not be PC, but take quality seriously.

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