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Trade name: Wicked Lotus Shop

Phone number: 12404343465

Email: wickedlotuslove@gmail.com

Mailing address: PO Box 36 Snow Hill MD 21863

We Make Merch For People Who Are Done Pretending

Adulting is hard. Not "haha relatable" hard — genuinely, existentially, who-approved-this hard. We sprinted toward adulthood and arrived to find electric bills, passive-aggressive emails, and absolutely no one in charge. Wicked Lotus exists for everyone who needs a mug that gets it, a shirt that says it, and a hoodie that makes it perfectly clear you are not accepting visitors today. We put the things people actually think onto things people actually wear — because if you can't laugh at this beautiful mess, what are we even doing? Bold. Sarcastic. Unapologetically you.

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We get it. We treat people how we want to be treated. Have a problem with something, let us know asap so we can fix it.

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Our team of crazy and a lil fucked up designers may not be PC, but take quality seriously.

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We Make Merch For People Who Are Done Pretending

We're real people

Creative & Quality

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