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Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers — Retro Trucker Hat

Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers — Retro Trucker Hat

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Kiss My Whole Ass Hidden Message Mug

Kiss My Whole Ass Hidden Message Mug

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Not Responsible For My Face Mug

Not Responsible For My Face Mug

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Not Today Hooded Sweatshirt

Not Today Hooded Sweatshirt

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Oh, For Fox Sake Ceramic Mug

Oh, For Fox Sake Ceramic Mug

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Raccoon 'Am I the Drama?' Accent Coffee Mug — 11/15oz Ceramic

Raccoon 'Am I the Drama?' Accent Coffee Mug — 11/15oz Ceramic

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Sadbucks Travel Mug

Sadbucks Travel Mug

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Secret Ingredient Apron

Secret Ingredient Apron

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Slyly Savage Statement Crewneck

Slyly Savage Statement Crewneck

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Snappy Tooth Crown Humor Tee

Snappy Tooth Crown Humor Tee

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True Crime & Pizza Rolls Hoodie

True Crime & Pizza Rolls Hoodie

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Valentine Conversation Hearts Accent Mug

Valentine Conversation Hearts Accent Mug

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vIsion, crEATivity, pASSion T-Shirt

vIsion, crEATivity, pASSion T-Shirt

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Weirdos Unite! Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

Weirdos Unite! Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

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Weirdos Unite! Hoodie

Weirdos Unite! Hoodie

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Weirdos Unite! T-Shirt

Weirdos Unite! T-Shirt

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We Make Merch For People Who Are Done Pretending

Adulting is hard. Not "haha relatable" hard — genuinely, existentially, who-approved-this hard. We sprinted toward adulthood and arrived to find electric bills, passive-aggressive emails, and absolutely no one in charge. Wicked Lotus exists for everyone who needs a mug that gets it, a shirt that says it, and a hoodie that makes it perfectly clear you are not accepting visitors today. We put the things people actually think onto things people actually wear — because if you can't laugh at this beautiful mess, what are we even doing? Bold. Sarcastic. Unapologetically you.

We're real people

We get it. We treat people how we want to be treated. Have a problem with something, let us know asap so we can fix it.

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Our team of crazy and a lil fucked up designers may not be PC, but take quality seriously.

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