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Slyly Savage Statement Crewneck

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Hands Off This Lunchbox! Canvas Lunch Bag

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Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

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Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

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Adulting is hard. Not "haha relatable" hard — genuinely, existentially, who-approved-this hard. We sprinted toward adulthood and arrived to find electric bills, passive-aggressive emails, and absolutely no one in charge. Wicked Lotus exists for everyone who needs a mug that gets it, a shirt that says it, and a hoodie that makes it perfectly clear you are not accepting visitors today. We put the things people actually think onto things people actually wear — because if you can't laugh at this beautiful mess, what are we even doing? Bold. Sarcastic. Unapologetically you.

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Slyly Savage Statement Crewneck

Slyly Savage Statement Crewneck

Hands Off This Lunchbox! Canvas Lunch Bag

Hands Off This Lunchbox! Canvas Lunch Bag

Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

Chief Longtongue T-Shirt

Chief Longtongue T-Shirt

Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

We Make Merch For People Who Are Done Pretending

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