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Fresh Out of Fucks Mug — 11oz & 15oz

Fresh Out of Fucks Mug — 11oz & 15oz

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Sadbucks Travel Mug

Sadbucks Travel Mug

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Not Responsible For My Face Mug

Not Responsible For My Face Mug

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WTF Am I Doing Coffee Mug — Funny Black Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz)

WTF Am I Doing Coffee Mug — Funny Black Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz)

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Kiss My Whole Ass Hidden Message Mug

Kiss My Whole Ass Hidden Message Mug

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Oh, For Fox Sake Ceramic Mug

Oh, For Fox Sake Ceramic Mug

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Raccoon 'Am I the Drama?' Accent Coffee Mug — 11/15oz Ceramic

Raccoon 'Am I the Drama?' Accent Coffee Mug — 11/15oz Ceramic

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Death by Power Point 20oz Tumbler

Death by Power Point 20oz Tumbler

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Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

Attitude Reactivating Color Changing Mug

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Valentine Conversation Hearts Accent Mug

Valentine Conversation Hearts Accent Mug

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Bitches Wine Tumbler

Bitches Wine Tumbler

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Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug

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Secret Ingredient Apron

Secret Ingredient Apron

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We Make Merch For People Who Are Done Pretending

Adulting is hard. Not "haha relatable" hard — genuinely, existentially, who-approved-this hard. We sprinted toward adulthood and arrived to find electric bills, passive-aggressive emails, and absolutely no one in charge. Wicked Lotus exists for everyone who needs a mug that gets it, a shirt that says it, and a hoodie that makes it perfectly clear you are not accepting visitors today. We put the things people actually think onto things people actually wear — because if you can't laugh at this beautiful mess, what are we even doing? Bold. Sarcastic. Unapologetically you.

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