{"product_id":"weirdos-unite-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Weirdos Unite! Cotton Canvas Tote Bag","description":"**YOUR PEOPLE FOUND YOU. THEY'RE ON THE BAG.**\n\nThis isn't a grocery bag — it's a goddamn declaration. The Weirdos Unite! tote carries your books, your snacks, your chaos, and announces your crew affiliation before you even open your mouth. Which, honestly, is ideal because small talk is exhausting and you've got better things to do.\n\nDurable, spacious, and deeply unapologetic about what it says.\n\n**Product Details:**\n- 100% heavy 12 oz\/yd² cotton canvas\n- Flat-corner construction keeps contents organized\n- Reinforced stitching handles — for people who carry too much (emotionally and physically)\n- Available in natural and black\n- 15\" × 16\" with 20\" handle length\n\n**Product Care:**\n- Spot clean\n- Line dry\n- Do not bleach\n- Do not iron on print","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":51984211640600,"sku":"10842056740473139901","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":51984211673368,"sku":"97375094871060056503","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/4603\/3688\/files\/3365718160435515697_2048.jpg?v=1776883075","url":"https:\/\/wickedlotus.shop\/products\/weirdos-unite-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Wicked Lotus Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}