{"product_id":"gleaming-bones-humor-cup","title":"Didn't Stab Anyone Today Mug","description":"**PERSONAL GROWTH IS A JOURNEY. TODAY, YOU DIDN'T COMMIT A FELONY.**\n\nAnd honestly? That's the win. Pour yourself a well-deserved cup of coffee, hold this mug with both hands, and sit quietly in the knowledge that you made it through another day with your record intact.\n\nProgress. Actual, measurable, beautiful progress.\n\n**Product Details:**\n- 15oz glossy white ceramic\n- Vivid, high-contrast print that keeps its edge over time\n- Microwave-safe\n- Dishwasher-safe\n- Comfortable C-shaped handle\n\n**Product Care:**\n- Dishwasher-safe or hand wash with warm soapy water\n- Microwave-safe for reheats\n- Do not use on rough surfaces that may scratch the print","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51984220061976,"sku":"15100573428885799890","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/4603\/3688\/files\/17658692856902716231_2048.jpg?v=1777315410","url":"https:\/\/wickedlotus.shop\/products\/gleaming-bones-humor-cup","provider":"Wicked Lotus Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}